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Milton Jones

This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.

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Dean Z - The Ultimate Elvis

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Peter Andre Starring In The Best Of Frankie Valli

Fri 24 Jan 2025
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The Classic Rock Show

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Milton Jones

Thu 30 Jan 2025
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Man in the Mirror

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Room On The Broom

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Francis Rossi

Sun 1 Jun 2025
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What's Love Got To Do With It?

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The ELO Experience

Fri 27 Jun 2025
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Taylormania

Thu 24 Jul 2025
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Burn The Floor Presents Dianne & Vito: Red Hot and Ready

Fri 25 Jul 2025
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Bat Out of Hell

Mon 25 - Sat 30 Aug 2025
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Orchard West is the temporary venue for the Orchard Theatre and is an incredible entertainment venue set in the heart of Dartford

Orchard West and Orchard Theatre is home to a popular array of top-quality musicals, drama, comedy, dance, family shows and more, with new shows being added to our eclectic programme every week.